The Grammys Make Me Feel Old

While watching the Grammys Sunday night, I came face to face with the level of my own disconnect with most of the music that finds its way into the cultural mainstream these days. I stared in the maw of unadulterated commercial pop music and its breath smelled of over-produced pap and sulfur. Okay, maybe that’s overstating the case a bit – but how else would you describe something that seemed to be wafting from Satan’s Glade Plug-in? Eu de Beiber?

Here’s the bottomline – give me an entire show of the clusterfrak that was the Bob Dylan sing-along rather than the Beiber-Usher number any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Give me a crotchety old folky who can’t sing anymore and a bunch of youngsters tickled eight shades of pink just to say they shared the stage with him. Give me a bunch of people who can actually play instruments jamming their collective asses off instead of dancing ninjas. Continue reading

Halftime From Hell

Black Eyed Peas at Super Bowl XLV - Photo courtesy of NFL.com

Here’s my problem with the halftime show of Super Bowl XLV – it was a symbol of everything that was wrong with the event without showing a hint of any of the good. If you’re okay with a billionaire charging thousands for bad seats inside the stadium and hundreds for seats out in cold to watch the game on TV, then this was the perfect show for you. On the other hand, if you prize substance and style over fads and plastic spectacle, you were left wanting.

I have nothing specifically bad to say about Black Eyed Peas – their music is strictly meh, but then again, what chart-topping pop/pap isn’t these days? If I hadn’t been spinning their singles back in the day at WUNH and remember a time when they actually had something to say, perhaps I wouldn’t mind them. However, I’m not prepared to undergo the full lobotomy that would allow me that perspective, so whenever they’re mentioned in conversation my standard line is something like “Yeah, I remember when they didn’t suck”. Perhaps it’s a little harsh, but it’s also true. What also happens to be true is that, because I don’t play to sold-out venues every other night and enjoy non-stop airplay, I won’t completely disparage their collective talents and musicianship. It’s poor form and I want no part of it. Continue reading